This bold vintage-style T-shirt showcases a confident retro woman with classic pin-up curls, a peach headband, and golden earrings, holding a large kitchen knife with a mischievous smile. Next to her is the witty phrase “My Alone Time is for Everyone’s Safety,” blending humor with a daring edge. The artwork captures the iconic 1950s style with a playful modern twist, making this tee perfect for those who love sarcasm and a touch of dark humor. With its eye-catching design and cheeky attitude, this shirt is sure to spark conversations wherever you wear it.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, the Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt offers a lightweight and breathable feel. The ribbed collar helps retain its shape, while shoulder tape provides added durability and prevents stretching. Its seamless sides ensure a clean look with reduced fabric waste, and the ethically sourced US cotton guarantees comfort with responsible production.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors
Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results
Do not iron directly on the design
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Design Code: T12C83
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